Submissions and the lunar cycle.

I often send batches of submissions out at New Moon (the Rudolf Steiner system) and coincidentally I usually get a lot of rejections around the Full Moon. This could be because agents go wild and start shredding their slushpiles before the very eyes of their terrified assistants. Astrologers would say it's because the Full Moon is a time of completion and fulfillment/endings. The menstrual cycles is said to be "naturally" aligned to the moon's phases: ovulation at New Moon, menstruation at Full Moon. Does this mean all those spates of rejection letters are a result of PMT? Should I just submit to male agents, or is there some testosterone equivalent? Weirdly, I've just noticed that this Full Moon has not brought on the usual round of rejections, not even on the Friday (often a favoured day for dealing with the slushpiles). i